Monday, December 05, 2005

Experimental Jifflings

Wow, I've got a blog.

My life is complete.

Small children will no longer laugh at my techno-illiteracy.

The world will gasp in amazement as I hold forth on the issues of the day. Poverty will be no longer, climate change will go into reverse and Channel four will start showing the smurfs between 6 and 6pm every weekday. Rejoice.

3 comments:

goingspatial said...

Hahaha - indeedo. welcome dude.

James said...

What is a Jiffler?

Mrs Jiffler said...

The Republic of Jiffle is a very large, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning ostrich population. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 74 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Education and Healthcare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 17%. A substantial private sector is led by the Cheese Exports industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Gambling.

Voting is compulsory. Crime is moderate. Jiffle's national animal is the ostrich and its currency is the fjork.


Jiffle is ranked 14th in the region and 30,570th in the world for Largest Gambling Industries.